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BACKING TRACKS of Lorraine Bowen songs

by Lorraine Bowen

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Bears (Backing Track) 02:11
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Bears Song by Lorraine Bowen Teddy bears, heavy bears Lovey dovey-dovey jubberly chubby bears Choosy bears, cheesy bears CHEEKY BEARS Leather bears, together bears Motorbiking, very exciting, hairy bears Groovy bears, Geeky bears CHEEKY BEARS Bears bears bears (everybody go) Bears, bears, bears Bears bears bears (everybody go) BEARS! BEARS! BEARS! BEARS ! ………………….. YEAH! Polar bears, Panda bears Pull..er bear on Growler yeah! Otter bears... there's a lotta bears! CHEEKY BEARS Disco bears, San Francisco bears Internet and up-to-date and clubby bears Twerky bears, tweety bears CHEEKY BEARS Bears, bears, bears (everybody go) Bears, bears, bears Bears, bears, bears (everybody go) BEARS! BEARS! BEARS! BEARS ! … YEAH! Dirty bears, flirty bears Bears with long black hair that look like Cher Squirty bears, squeaky bears CHEEKY BEARS Uber bears with super hairs sleeky bears Silver bears with silver hairs chic-y bears Up the stairs, sleepy bears… Naughty bears! BEARS!
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Compost Song (Backing Track) 02:57
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The Crumble Song Everybody’s good at cooking something and I’m good at cooking crumble In fact, I’ve got one in the oven Would you like some? Not too tangy, not too sweet It’ll make your saliva glands weep Not too juicy, not too dry Go on… go on give it a try CHORUS A bit of custard, a bit of cream It’ll remind you of your best dream Anything you want with it, anything you like If you don’t tell me soon I’ll be off on my bike! CHORUS But what’s that, what are you saying? What’s that I can’t quite hear! What’s that? Please don’t mumble Just, just, just take a bit of my crumble! CHORUS
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Crumble Song (Backing Track: Brown Sugar version) 02:31
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The Crumble Song Everybody’s good at cooking something and I’m good at cooking crumble In fact, I’ve got one in the oven Would you like some? Not too tangy, not too sweet It’ll make your saliva glands weep Not too juicy, not too dry Go on… go on give it a try CHORUS A bit of custard, a bit of cream It’ll remind you of your best dream Anything you want with it, anything you like If you don’t tell me soon I’ll be off on my bike! CHORUS But what’s that, what are you saying? What’s that I can’t quite hear! What’s that? Please don’t mumble Just, just, just take a bit of my crumble! CHORUS
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Crumble Song (Backing Track: Pure Cane Sugar version) 02:39
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The Crumble Song Everybody’s good at cooking something and I’m good at cooking crumble In fact, I’ve got one in the oven Would you like some? Not too tangy, not too sweet It’ll make your saliva glands weep Not too juicy, not too dry Go on… go on give it a try CHORUS A bit of custard, a bit of cream It’ll remind you of your best dream Anything you want with it, anything you like If you don’t tell me soon I’ll be off on my bike! CHORUS But what’s that, what are you saying? What’s that I can’t quite hear! What’s that? Please don’t mumble Just, just, just take a bit of my crumble! CHORUS
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Faffing Around on Facebook (Backing Track) 02:43
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Faffing around on Facebook 3 – social media It’s a SOCIAL NETWORK! a SOCIAL NETWORK 1 Lunch on the net between a baguette Faffing around on facebook Quality time goes right down the line Faffing around, faffing around, faffing 2 I must admit it, I’m very addicted to Faffing around on facebook Adding a friend… removing a friend Faffing around, faffing around, faffing It’s a SOCIAL NETWORK! a SOCIAL NETWORK It’s a SOCIAL NETWORK! BAH BAH BAH BAH 4 Kate’s in the sun, having some fun Faffing around on facebook She’s in Majorca, along with her stalker she met Faffing around, faffing around 5 She’s been vagazzled, her sequins are razzled Faffing around on facebook Holiday snaps, she’s got out her baps Slapping around Slapping around slapping It’s a SOCIAL NETWORK! a SOCIAL NETWORK (Getting distracted, not being proactive) wasting more time, chatting on line What's going on, two hours have gone!) 6 Bob’s on the loo, do we really ave to know what he's gonna do Faffing around on facebook Ian’s in bed, giving good head while Faffing around, faffing around ENDING 7 It’s all being done, with only one thumb Faffing around on Facebook Somebody's come – it’s alright for some! Faffing around, faffing around It’s all being done, with only one thumb whilst Faffing around on Facebook Wasting more time, chatting online Faffing around, faffing It’s all being done, with only one thumb Faffing around on Facebook I gotta admit it I’m very addicted to Faffing around on Facebook
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Insect Song - Backing Track 02:30
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Insect Song by Lorraine Bowen Buzzing insect over my drink I stop to think of that wonderful feeling Hovering near, over my beer Lapping up the summer cheer woa! Buzzing insect sits on my glass I stop to ask myself about nature The wonderful birds and bees, that live in the trees And how we all get on together The wonderful birds and bees that live in the trees And how we all get on together Drowning insect in my drink I stop to think of the trouble I’ve caused it Hovering near, over my beer Just lapping up the summer cheer (cheerio insect) Drowning insect in my drink I stop to think of the trouble it’s caused me Now I’ll have to buy myself another beer To stop me catching diarrhoea (Now she’ll have to buy herself another beer To stop her catching diarrhoea) Now I’ll have to buy myself another beer To stop me catching (to stop her catching) Severe (severe) Diarrhoea
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Lemon Disinfectant (Backing Track) 03:45
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Lemon Disinfectant Remix Lorraine Bowen Wash you away with some lemon disinfectant Wash you away - squeeze the memories right down the drain I’m scrubbing away those stubborn stains Bringing the light back in my life again This lemon disinfectant Is cleaning you out of my heart Hoover up your hairs So there won’t be a reminder All around the stairs Cos we crossed on the stairs and then it all went wrong And I’m left scrubbing away those stubborn stains Bringing the light back in my life again And you know this lemon smells good This lemon smells new And it covers up the smell of you! Ah! Ah! Organ solo (4 bars) Yes I’m starting to lift I’m starting to swell I’m sparkling on the outside and inside aswell! This lemon disinfectant is cleaning you out of my heart Is cleaning you out of my heart Wash you away with some lemon disinfectant Wash you away with some lemon disinfectant Wash you away with some lemon disinfectant Wash you away with some lemon disinfectant Washing you away (with some lemon disinfectant) Washing you away (with some lemon disinfectant) Washing you away (with some lemon disinfectant) (Permission is needed if this song is to be performed or used for remix)
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Mothballs (Backing Track) 02:52
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Mothballs by Lorraine Bowen I should’ve put mothballs in my drawers I should’ve put mothballs in my drawers The moths have had the gall to maul through my smalls I should’ve rolled bayleaves into balls Stay away fleas from my jumpers an’ all I’ll warn you all to keep your paws off my drawers I should’ve put mothballs in my drawers Should’ve put mothballs down the back of my smalls I should’ve done a lot of things I didn’t do Oo! I didn’t like the smell where mothballs dwell I thought it was a lost cause putting mothballs there but The moths have left my frocks for cloths to mop floors (oh yeah, yeah) Mothballs in her drawers RAP She had a hunch that these critters had their lunch When she saw these shitters crunch, hang-out of her wardrobe missus! A meal of her chenille, a fiesta with her vesta They’d chewed through all her see-through, eaten until they were blue They made some crotchless knickers, fingerless gloves Done bullies with her woollies and Oh heck – and once her polo neck Now a rotten cotton spec of a wreck And her sox have got the pox Thank god they didn’t molyester the polyester “She used to be a material girl!” I should’ve put mothballs in my drawers I should’ve put mothballs in my drawers The moths have had the gall to maul through my smalls Cos I didn’t like the smell where mothballs dwell I thought it was a lost cause putting mothballs there The moths have left my frocks for cloths to mop floors All rights belong to Lorraine Bowen
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Post Office Blues (Backing Track) 03:41
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Post Office Blues by Lorraine Bowen They’re shutting down the Post Offices here There and everywhere I’m standing in this Post Office clear It’s a grim affair And my leg’s got cramp I only came here for a stamp Cos you just can’t guess The postage to the U.S. We’re all singing the blues In the Post Office queues We’re all biding our time Standing in line We’re all singing the blues In the Post Office queues Will I be here for the day? I’m losing the will to live The chap in front’s hair has turned grey Something’s got to give And my leg’s still got cramp And I only came here for a stamp And I need a custom’s form and I need to discuss whether surface or airmail is best… CHORUS Vocals/Roland PMA5 programming/piano – Lorraine Bowen Post Office cashier – old Co-Op, London Road, Brighton
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SPACE (Backing Track) 02:46
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Space by Lorraine Bowen Here in Space we can walk through the Wide open space Cos in space it’s a wide open place Here in Space we can make love In moonlight and darkness Cos in Space it’s that kind of place Shall we ever go back down to earth? I very much doubt it! Cos Space is a wonderful place Space is a marvellous place Space is a fabulous place Here in Space we’re exotic Completely erotic We’re on fire, planets of desire and it’s Up up and away – let’s do Jupiter today Shop on Mars, surf around the stars Cos Space is a wonderful place Space is a marvellous place Space is a fabulous place And we can surf around the stars Go shopping on Mars Let’s go to a resort for the exotic astronaut It’s a beautiful day today Let’s go do the Milky Way We might bump into Major Tom Oh but I hope he doesn’t chat for too long! HERE IN SPACE
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SWINDON (Backing Track) 02:30
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Swindon by Lorraine Bowen Swindon here I come Way out West, where the West is one Hell of a lot of fun And when I think of Swindon I think of sun That’s why I’m finally coming to Swindon! Swindon take the train Ride away all those stresses and strain Those horrible clouds and rain Cos when I think of Swindon I think of sun That’s why I’m finally coming to Swindon! And when I think of Swindon I think of a postcard My granny left me from 1920 And on this postcard is a church with roses, A winding lane with little houses A sleepy teashop, old ladies blouses It’s beau-ti-ful! (it’s called Swindon) Beau-ti-ful! I wanna go there! Swindon here I come Way out West where the West is one Hell of a lot of fun And when I think of Swindon I think of sun That’s why I’m finally coming to Swindon!

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released February 25, 2021

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Lorraine Bowen London, UK

Lorraine Bowen is a quirky fabulous songwriter with SEVEN albums up her sleeve! Her music is highly original has lovely melodies for all to sing along with!

Lorraine's Bandcamp is an alternative to Spotify streaming. Lorraine loves BANDCAMP! The audio is much better and each sale counts for about 10,000 Spotify streams.
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