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Beauty at the Computer
01:06
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1 THEME SONG + INTRODUCTION
‘Beauty at the Computer’ is a promotion of short physical exercises for the general office worker to enjoy on a daily basis.
CHORUS
1 Beauty at the Computer
This is a tutor for
All to enjoy
So get down!
Beauty whenever it suits ya
This is the future
All gather round
Tune follows lah, lah
Are you sitting at the computer gazing at the screen with a saggy jawline, tired posture and weary eyes?
Well, stick on ‘Beauty at the Computer’ either on headphones or out loud for the whole office to enjoy!
Once a week or twice a day, it’ll promote good posture with fun exercises and a general wellbeing at the desk.
[And of course will make you look a ‘beauty at the computer’]
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Kissing Exercise
01:30
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2 KISSING EXERCISE
IMPROVE YOUR JAWLINE with the KISSING EXERCISE
We’re going to be kissing the ceiling
We’re going to be stretching your lips
With a smile inbetween, that saggy baggy jawline
Won’t be back for a bit !
Are you ready? Let’s go!
Kiss the ceiling (meux, meux)
Stretch your lips (meux, meux)
Like a French Movie (meux, meux)
With paperclips! (meux, meux)
Kiss the ceiling (meux, meux)
Lips in space (meux, meux)
Pout pout pout (meux, meux, meux)
Now let’s go round the clock face (meux)
Kiss to twelve (meux, meux)
Kiss right to three (meux, meux)
Kiss down to six (meux, meux)
Kiss left to Nine
Gently (meux, meux)
Up to midday
Cup of tea at three
News at Six
Bath at nine
Kiss to midnight – And your saggy baggy jawline
is history! SMILE!
Kiss the ceiling (meux, meux)
Stretch your lips (meux, meux)
Like a French Movie (meux, meux)
With fish and chips ! (meux, meux)
Kiss the ceiling (meux, meux)
Smile inbetween
Feel the burn
Feel your jawline GLEAM! IT’s GLEAMING !
Feel your jawline GLEAM! GLEAM!
And relax!
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Shoulders Exercise
01:06
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3 SHOULDERS Exercise
Sit tall. Hands up at the back as if adjusting the back clip on your brassier. Feel the stretch and straightness.
Keep this upright position but now bring the hands down by your side. Let’s draw a square with your shoulders!
MUSIC BEGINS
Raise the shoulders
Back with the shoulders
Down with the shoulders
Forward with the shoulders
Up with the shoulders
Back with the shoulders
Down with the shoulders
Relax with the soldiers
AND AGAIN!
Raise the shoulders
Back with the shoulders
Down with the shoulders
Forward with the shoulders
Up with the shoulders
Back with the shoulders
Down with the shoulders
Relax with the soldiers
Raise the shoulders
Back with the shoulders
Down with the shoulders
Forward with the shoulders
Up with the shoulders
Back with the shoulders
Down with the shoulders
Relax with the soldiers
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And Smile!
01:13
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4 And Smile!
Raise your eyebrows
Open your eyes wide
Raise the cheeks and
SMILE!
Let the sunshine sparkle out of your eyes
Let the sunshine sparkle in to your eyes
Let’s do that again…
Raise your eyebrows
Open your eyes wide
Raise the cheeks and
SMILE!
Try and keep this up all day whilst you are tapping into the computer
SMILE even if the computer goes wrong!
Always INTRODUCE yourself to the internet as a person of confidence, charm and sheer brilliance.
A zoom call is waiting?
Relax your shoulders, open up your eyebrows and
SMILE!
No saggy, baggy jawline for you!
You are now a BEAUTY AT THE COMPUTER
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Lorraine Bowen London, UK
Lorraine Bowen is a quirky fabulous songwriter with SEVEN albums up her sleeve! Her music is highly original has lovely
melodies for all to sing along with!
Lorraine's Bandcamp is an alternative to Spotify streaming. Lorraine loves BANDCAMP! The audio is much better and each sale counts for about 10,000 Spotify streams.
Many thanks for the support!
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